Natalie Portman You Should Be Very Afraid Of Dogs
Here is a Kodak moment: a dog is doing his usual necessities on Natalie Portman!
That dog is famous now. I imagine him going back into his neighborhood and woofing on the street: I pissed on Natalie Portman!! I pissed on Natalie Portman!! And all the other dogs gather around him to ask for all the juicy details.
