Being away for so long had me miss some of the news so today I found out Lindsay Lohan has a job and I was like WOW!!!

It seems that Lilo is playing April in a new movie entitled Machete. And I’ve searched for the movie on imdb and there I’ve found out that Lilo is going to be in the same movie with Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez and Steven Seagal!!

That must be crazy! I bet she is over the moon having this part. Too bad they made her blonde again. She looks terrible.

Maybe you know who the lady in the picture below is but I had to take a second look at her to see and understand that’s Britney Spears.

Apparently our beloved lip sinc singer put herself together then went to Grand Star Jazz Club where she partied until 3 am with …. Lindsay Lohan!

This can’t be a good thing. Something wrong is about to happen.

Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done much in the last 2 years she keeps on appearing on magazine covers. This time Elle UK magazine chose to feature Lindsay on their September 2009 cover.

The photo shoot took place in a studio in Islington back in June and some jewellery has been stolen from the scene. No one has been accused or arrested yet.

The cover you’ll see below is the subscribers cover (tfs).