Who would have thought Ali Lohan will ever be compared with a supermodel. This is outrageous. All supermodels and models in the world please unite and do something so Supermodels magazine would never ever use Ali Lohan for one of their magazine covers.

I don’t even want to mention about the fact that the photo they used is super ugly. Yes it’s ugly!! The shadows on her face make her nose look lop-sided, or maybe that’s just her?

I don’t even know what could be more worse for this photo… to be a photoshoped masterpiece or just the real Ali Lohan.

Last night I couldn’t sleep so well and I had no idea what was wrong. In situations like this I always know the answer to all my questions will be found the next day on the internet. So I searched, and searched and my eyes got stuck on Ali Lohan’s growing boobs.

And people already started saying she has breast implants. Come on guys! I do not like her but at 14 years old when you are a girl usually your breast start to grow. And yes they can grow as much as Ali’s did. And you have no idea what miracles a push-up bra can do.

I can’t believe it. It’s the first time I defend Ali but this way to stupid.

Ali Lohan wrote some nice words for her fans on her blog. She is very thankful for all the support and love she receives from them.

She is also very ‘excited’ for all the GOOD reviews she has received. And with the bad ones what does she do? She throws them at the garbage? Those don’t count?

So you all should be ashamed because you didn’t liked her song. Now your blog name or magazine name isn’t written on her MySpace blog post. Ha!

If you were wondering how Ali Lohan sounds here she is. This is All The Way Around the official music video.

This is the most lame music video I have ever seen. In fact this is not a music video it’s just a video with fragments form Living Lohan reality show.

Couldn’t they afford to create a real music video? It makes me believe Ali Lohan doesn’t deserve to have a real video. What is mama Dina doing there?

This is funny! Ali Lohan had a casting meeting with Peter Davy who’s a porn director!

Now the funny part comes as Dina, the mother of all the Lohans, had no idea about these casting call and now she is very upset. She better be! No mother does what she has already done to her daughter. This woman should not have the legal right to stay near Ali.

When we watch that stupid reality show of hers all we see is how Dina is ruining Ali’s life on television.
Oh! And by the way Ali is 14 years old!

It doesn’t matter the name of the girl in the photo below.

All I would like to know is how old do you thing this chick is. This is going to be very simple. All you have to do is to check one of the boxes bellow.

I do believe she is 28 years old even if in the photo she looks like being 35. Hm, it’s so hard to decide.

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Ali Lohan has a new rival as Michael Lohan (the Lohan’s father) has revealed he has a bastard child).
So Michael admitted during his marriage with Dina Lohan he had an affair and the other woman got pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl.

So now Lindsay and Ali aren’t alone. They have another sister, a bastard one this time. Maybe she has a chance to not be so damn crazy like the rest of the Lohan family.

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TMZ has a video with Lindsay Lohan walking down the street holding hands with her little sister Ali. It’s obvious this was made for publicity.

At the beginning of the video we can see Samantha Ronson in the back . She couldn’t have missed this. She was probably suffering inside of her because Ali is the one holding hands with Lindsay instead of her.

Wait Sam, your time will come, soooon…