Here are two covers from In Touch and Star magazine that have all the rights in the world to sit next to each other. This is also funny as hell. I can’t stop laughing!

So here it is:
First, Angelina Jolie is pregnant again even if she just gave birth in July. In Touch report Angie is already two months pregnant and they put it there in the magazine as if a baby bump is now a must have for the Oscars.

She is very tired and emotional. She had thought it was post-partum depression, but then she told Brad, ‘Um, I think we’ve done it again.’ She wants a bump for the Oscars.

Now that we finish with Angie’s pregnancy we move forward to Star magazine that claims Jennifer Aniston is having twins!!
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I have always thought Jennifer Aniston wants a baby, at least that’s what gossip magazines talk about since like forever.

Now there’s a new rumor that Aniston asked John Mayer to marry her and above this John is very happy to have a baby. Don’t forget that it’s been said that Jennifer got back to John because she is pregnant !!

Now this it a little bit too much for just one week.

She said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed. They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.

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This might be a good news if true, but I doubt it. An Australian magazine claims that Jennifer Aniston got back to John Mayer because she found out she is pregnant.

I have a feeling this is a made up story because people always tend to say Jennifer is pregnant and that only because we would LOVE to see her having a baby.

Anyway below is the cover of the magazine. What do you think? Is this true?

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In August Jennifer Aniston dumped (was dumped by) John Mayer. Now National Enquirer reports having seen the two kissing in Los Angeles after a they had a flight together.

Judging by the kiss they shared it seems they are back together or at least there are high chances for these two to renew their relationship.

They were very lovey-dovey. They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.

It hasn’t been long since Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer and she has found herself a new man. This time the man looks like a man and not like a monkey.

Let’s see if this guy will do any good to Aniston’s uterus. If this time Aniston fails to get pregnant probably there is no hope for humanity left.

More details of Aniston’s affair in Life&Style magazine.

Last week tabloids where planning Jennifer Aniston wedding and they even wrote about the baby Aniston will have with John Mayer. All those nasty things were denied by Jennifer’s rep.

Now there’s another news saying that Jennifer Aniston was DUMPED by John Mayer!!
This is WAR!! How can that dick ass dump the gorgeous Aniston?

There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.

Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.

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Jennifer Aniston made some adjustments to her already beautiful face and she chosen to change her lips. She was probably not so much into her thin top lip line that she chosen to change that.

It’s painful to see how these beautiful celebrities are damaging their bodies because they do not love themselves.

Having a bigger top lip doesn’t make Aniston look sexier and it will not bring back Brad Pitt, who’s probably very in love of Angelina sensual lips.

She seems to have had her lips ‘re-engineered’ with a series of plumping injections.
The work apparently took place in early July, after Miss Aniston ducked out of sight in the weeks before the birth of her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s twins with Angelina Jolie.
‘It seems obvious she had some work done,’ a close friend said, noting her lips had a ’stiff, unnatural pucker that just didn’t fit the rest of her face’.

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Jennifer Aniston is getting married!! Or at least that’s what Ok magazine is telling us from this week cover.

The lucky man is John Mayer and seems the magazine has all the details on the upcoming wedding.
I know a lot of people wish to see Jennifer married and maybe pregnant, but is John Mayer the right man for her?

What do you think? Is this true? Is John the one for Jennifer?

UPDATE

According to Us magazine Jennifer Aniston’s rep denies all those rumors according to whom Aniston is going to marry John Mayer. There will be no baby for Jennifer this time either.

But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: “She is not getting married.”
Says Aniston’s rep: “Both headlines are complete fabrications.”